1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market – Jay Leno
2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street – Jay Leno
3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. [...]
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of [...]
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10.
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. [...]
