SMART ANSWER #5 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. “What are my choices?” John asked. “Yes or no,” she replied. SMART ANSWER #4 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she [...]
Case 1 When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn’t work at zero gravity (ink won’t flow down to the writing surface). To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in [...]
Good bye, Mom … It looks like a sad story…but do continue reading to the end!…..It? s a lesson to learn……. ……… .. I was walking through the supermarket to pick up a few things when I noticed an old lady following me around. Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. Finally [...]
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn’t paid for them. Boy oh boy, did we go around! Just because I’m a woman doesn’t [...]
There were three generals, one Chinese, an Iraqi, and a Turk. They were bragging about how good each of their armies were. The Chinaman said, “My army would kill themselves for their country!” Then he put a platoon in a little room and told them, “When this feather hits the floor I want all of [...]
