A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART!
Why WALMART???
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!
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Sardar ji says I love u to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the [...]
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.
U know y?
FORM say “FILL UP IN CAPITAL”
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A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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Sardar-why [...]
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: EVERY YEAR
Manager asked Sardar at an interview, Can you spell a word that has more
than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, Sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me [...]
1) What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called?
IngumDax
2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
5) Why do Malayalis go to [...]
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the [...]
