Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to [...]
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.” A lady inserted an ad in the [...]
A man is quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” he exclaims. “That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Jenny written on it”, she replies. “Two weeks ago when I [...]
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. Husband: “Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!” You’re cooking too many at once. Husband: TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Husband: Oh my! “WHERE are we going to [...]
HER DIARY Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing [...]
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ———– When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ————- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t [...]
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started… ********************************************************************* When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… So, I took her to a gas station.. And then [...]
