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Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?” So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray?” The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not! That’s utter [...]

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? 2. Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money? 3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say [...]