An English professor wrote the words : “A woman without her man is nothing” on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote : “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” All the females in the class wrote : “A woman: without her, man is [...]
On the last day of kindergarden,all the children Bought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son Handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet I know what it is-its some flower!” “That’s right !”shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher A gift [...]
To summarize, my data on the board proves….. (Complete the sentence)
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that [...]
Generation Y continues to impress A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their [...]
A professor stood before his Philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor [...]
After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization “, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can [...]
