On walking into the company, the CEO noticed a young guy leaning Against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, “How much do you earn?” The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, “I earn $2 000.00 [...]
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a Rs10,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. [...]
BOSS said to an employee: “Do you believe in life after Death? EMPLOYEE : “Certainly not! There ‘s no proof of it”, he replied. BOSS : “Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, * * * * * * * * He came here looking for you.!”
A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don’t have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of [...]
