EXTREME OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. EXTREME OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. EXTREME OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. EXTREME OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down. EXTREME OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’ EXTREME OF [...]
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The Best Out-Of-Office E-Mail Auto-Replies:
The Best “Out-Of-Office” E-Mail Auto-Replies: 1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. 2: I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you. 3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was [...]
Online Chatting
Here is something interesting… Our FRIEND(Hero) WAS chatting with a female – Online chat. Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s Hero : Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today? Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat Hero : wow…am [...]
Pay Attention while Drafting an Office Memo
This is what happened when a Company put up the following memo: OFFICE MEMO: May all members of staff please note that there will only be one drink per person at this year’s Christmas Party. And please bring your own cup! Regards, Management
Using The Work Telephone
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting… On a Saturday morning… after breakfast… Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mum: Same here, I hardly use [...]
Umbrella Thief
A man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work. On the way to work in Bus, out of habit he grabbed the umbrella of the woman sitting next to him, got up and started walking. [...]


