A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. Husband: “Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!” You’re cooking too many at once. Husband: TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Husband: Oh my! “WHERE are we going to [...]
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?” The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord [...]
HER DIARY Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing [...]
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started… ********************************************************************* When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… So, I took her to a gas station.. And then [...]
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. “Ladies, exercise is good for you,” announced the teacher. “Walking is especially [...]
Be careful guys… A ‘heads up’ warning for all men who may be regular Builders Warehouse customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to [...]
Please note.. these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE! *********** 1. Men are NOT mind readers. ************ 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. ************ 1. Crying is blackmail. ************ 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle [...]
Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment overnight. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that. Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells [...]
