1)Firstly, show your palm, centre finger bend and put together back to back 2)Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips 3)Games begin, follow the below arrangement, 5 finger but only 1 pair can split 4)Try to open your thumb, the thumb represent parents, it can be open cause all human does go thru sick [...]
Many Romance Languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In Spanish, for example, this determines whether you use el or la in front of the noun. If English designated things as either male or female, here are a few of recommendations. SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears useful for [...]
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of [...]
*Thought 1* When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? * *Thought 2* The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of [...]
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. [...]
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.” A lady inserted an ad in the [...]
A man is quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” he exclaims. “That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Jenny written on it”, she replies. “Two weeks ago when I [...]
New sign in the Bank Lobby reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been [...]
