1st Law A Desi will continue to stay in the United States of America due to the inertia of the Green Card until and unless an external force called Deportation is applied. 2nd Law The force of deportation id defined by F = ma; Where m = Amount Of Money Desi earned/saved in USA. a [...]
A couple went to the sex therapists office at Appollo Hospital . The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have [...]
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it. —— Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. —— Sardar joined new job. 1st day he [...]
