Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday, And would probably have a present for me. She didn’t even say Good Morning, Let alone any Happy Birthday. I thought, Well, that’s wives for [...]
An airline captain was helping a new flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was [...]
Two young men with equal qualifications apply for the same job. In order to determine which individual to hire, the manager gives them a written test. Both men score nine out of 10 on the test; however, the manager decides to go with the first applicant. “Why would you do that?” asks the rejected second [...]
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked a young applicant fresh out of Business School, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The applicant said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of [...]
Beauty of math From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving [...]
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone number). The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: Boy : “Lady, [...]
Here is something interesting… Our FRIEND(Hero) WAS chatting with a female – Online chat. Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s Hero : Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today? Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat Hero : wow…am [...]
