A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling [...]
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife. However he accidently typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, Somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided [...]
A heavenly post like we had earlier A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses the man wearing somewhat sloppy clothes, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or [...]
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry. 2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy & finally died a peaceful [...]
