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Adam and God

November 10th

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her. Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful? God: So you will always [...]

God could be funny too!

November 2nd

A man was praying to god. He said, “God?” God responded, “Yes?” And the Guy said, “Can I ask a question?” “Go right ahead”, God said. “God, what is a million years to you?” God said, “A million years to me is only a second.” The man wondered. Then he asked, “God, what is a [...]

Ten things God won’t ask

September 2nd

1…God won’t ask what kind of car you drove; He’ll ask how many people you drove who didn’t have transportation. 2…God won’t ask the square footage of your house, He’ll ask how many people you welcomed into your home. 3…God won’t ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He’ll ask how many you [...]

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