What’s the Condition ? A Husband makes a Call to Hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife. But accidentally the call went to a cricket stadium. He asked what is the condition. He died after what he heard. Guess What would be the reply ??? It is … 7 are already out. 3 More will [...]
Warning to all dog owners: Watch your dog! The State Highway Patrol in conjunction with the FBI has issued a warning advising all dog owners to keep their dogs indoors until further notice. Dogs are being picked off one at a time on and shot, an almost continual basis throughout the city. They are falling [...]
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip Laurence J. Peter An editor is a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed. [...]
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy If, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Men = eat + sleep + earn [...]
A guy meets a childhood pal. “What are you doing for yourself these days?” “I’m a fireman.” “Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman.” “Well, if you want some good advice, you’ve got to install in your house a pole that will go to the basement so your kid can practice, cause [...]
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage,”Hello Doctor!! Please come over here [...]
THE WORST HIJACKING We shall never know the identity of the man who in 1976 made the most unsuccessful hijack attempt ever. On a flight across America, he rose from his seat,drew gun and took the stewardess hostage. “Take me to Detroit,” he demanded. “We’re already going to Detroit,” she replied. “Oh … good,” he [...]
