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ADULT : A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR : A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL : Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS : The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE [...]

Running stop light = $100.00 DUI = $5000.00 Not wearing a seat belt = $50.00 Putting you & your girlfriend’s photo on your fake driver’s license = PRICELESS

1. Follow these steps and see if you can figure this out. 1) Get a brown, cardboard box. 2) Get purple, orange, and turquoise paints. 3) Paint the box orange. 4) Paint on purple spots. 5) Paint on turquoise stripes. 7) Turn it upside down. Lie on your side. What is missing from this sequence? [...]

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up.” He looked in the [...]

Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the [...]