Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me.. Who is this? Caller: I’m Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! [...]
Many Romance Languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In Spanish, for example, this determines whether you use el or la in front of the noun. If English designated things as either male or female, here are a few of recommendations. SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears useful for [...]
ADULT : A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR : A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL : Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS : The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE [...]
Running stop light = $100.00 DUI = $5000.00 Not wearing a seat belt = $50.00 Putting you & your girlfriend’s photo on your fake driver’s license = PRICELESS
1. Follow these steps and see if you can figure this out. 1) Get a brown, cardboard box. 2) Get purple, orange, and turquoise paints. 3) Paint the box orange. 4) Paint on purple spots. 5) Paint on turquoise stripes. 7) Turn it upside down. Lie on your side. What is missing from this sequence? [...]
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up.” He looked in the [...]
