Here are a few tongue twisters for you.Try to read them aloud as fast as you can 1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand! 2. I wish to wish the wish you [...]
A man calls home and maid answers. ‘Let me speak to my wife.’ ‘Well Sir, she is busy.’ He says, ‘I’m busy too, put her on’. Maid replies. ‘I’m sorry sir; she can’t come to the phone.’ The man says ‘Look, is your job important to you?’ Maid says, ‘Yes, very important.’ Man says, ‘Then [...]
Internet Sayings Home is where you hang your @. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks. Great groups from little icons grow. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. C: is the [...]
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… Sorry…. ********** Tech support: What [...]
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her [...]
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me.. Who is this? Caller: I’m Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! [...]
Many Romance Languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In Spanish, for example, this determines whether you use el or la in front of the noun. If English designated things as either male or female, here are a few of recommendations. SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears useful for [...]
