Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it…’ For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that [...]
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after [...]
A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, “The guy next to you got the last bowl.” He looks over and sees that the guy’s finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, “Are you going to eat that?” The other guy says, [...]
Operator : ‘Thank you for calling Shanti Sagar Fast Food. May I have your…’ Customer: ‘Helloo, can I order..’ Operator : ‘Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?’ Customer: ‘It’s aah…, hold on…… 889861356102049998-45-54610′ Operator : ‘OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 1715B, 18th Cross Malleswaram. Your home number is [...]
Spread the Stupidity Only in America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America …..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ……do banks leave vault [...]
