A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, “The guy next to you got the last bowl.” He looks over and sees that the guy’s finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, “Are you going to eat that?” The other guy says, [...]
Operator : ‘Thank you for calling Shanti Sagar Fast Food. May I have your…’ Customer: ‘Helloo, can I order..’ Operator : ‘Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?’ Customer: ‘It’s aah…, hold on…… 889861356102049998-45-54610′ Operator : ‘OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 1715B, 18th Cross Malleswaram. Your home number is [...]
Spread the Stupidity Only in America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America …..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ……do banks leave vault [...]
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with [...]
Year : 1975 Situation : Last day of school Arjun Singh and Pargat Singh are very close friends. The whole school talked about their friendship. They had been friends right from their kindergarten days. They have studied together, roamed around together, sat together in school, ate together. They both wanted to become Police officials and [...]
