Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America …..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ……do banks leave vault doors open and [...]
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. [...]
Year : 1975
Situation : Last day of school
Arjun Singh and Pargat Singh are very close friends. The whole school talked about their friendship. They had been friends right from their kindergarten days. They have studied together, roamed around together, sat together in school, ate together.
They both wanted to [...]
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right. Few people do.
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy [...]
Here are a few tongue twisters for you.Try to read them aloud as fast as you can
1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you [...]
A man calls home and maid answers. ‘Let me speak to my wife.’
‘Well Sir, she is busy.’
He says, ‘I’m busy too, put her on’.
Maid replies. ‘I’m sorry sir; she can’t come to the phone.’
The man says ‘Look, is your job important to you?’
Maid says, ‘Yes, very important.’
Man says, ‘Then put my wife on the phone [...]
Internet Sayings
Home is where you hang your @.
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
Great groups from little icons grow.
Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
C: is the root of all directories.
Don’t put all your [...]
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… Sorry….
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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female [...]
