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		<title>Brain Transplant</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/10/04/brain-transplant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2010 14:37:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either a teacher&#8217;s brain which would cost him $10,000 or a politician&#8217;s which would cost $100,000. &#8220;Does that mean that the politician&#8217;s brain is much better than the teachers&#8217;s?&#8221; asked the clearly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I am hurt all over!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young woman said to her doctor, &#8216;You have to help me, I hurt all over!&#8217; &#8216;What do you mean?&#8217; said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,&#8217;Ow, that hurts.&#8217; Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, &#8216;Ouch! That hurts, too.&#8217; Then she touched her right [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nurse Jenny</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 21:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two Doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. &#8220;She&#8217;s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.&#8221; said one doctor. &#8220;Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!&#8221; The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Its A Very Simple Operation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 17:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, &#8220;What&#8217;s the matter?&#8221; He said, &#8220;I heard the nurse say, &#8216;It&#8217;s a very simple operation, don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;m sure it will be all right.&#8217;&#8221; &#8220;She was just trying to comfort [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BATHTUB TEST</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 20:14:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It doesn&#8217;t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. &#8220;Well,&#8221; said the Director, &#8220;we fill up a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Marvellous Answer By Doctor</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage,&#8221;Hello Doctor!! Please come over here [...]]]></description>
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