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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip Laurence J. Peter An editor is a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed. [...]

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her [...]