Tech Support: I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop. Customer: Ok. Tech Support: Did you get a pop-up menu? Customer: No. Tech Support: Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu? Customer No. Tech Support:: Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point? Customer: Sure, [...]
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Project Managers…
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a Rs10,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. [...]
Fwd: Computer Gender?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. “House,” in French, is feminine–”la maison.” “Pencil,” in French, is masculine–”le crayon.” One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?” The teacher did not know, and the word wasn’t in her French [...]
Microsoft………………………..The heart of our life
You might have come across many articles regarding the usage of Microsoft products. Did you ever imagine that you can’t create a folder in Microsoft Windows. Try to create a FOLDER anywhere on your computer which can be named as “CON”. This is something pretty cool…and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill [...]
Year 2038, another Y2k??
The Year 2038 Problem Test it now… steps… 1. login to yahoo messenger 2. send instant message to anyone – fine its working… 3. now, change ur system date to 19-Jan-2038, 03:14:07 AM or above (as mentioned in mail) 4. Confirm weather ur date is changed 5. again send instant message to anyone… Your YM [...]


