1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy—–for a year!!!!!”(FOR DIAL UP’S) 2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control. 3. You see something funny and scream, “LOL, LOL.” 4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ……instead of ICU! 5. You sign off [...]
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife. However he accidently typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, Somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided [...]
EXTREME OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. EXTREME OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. EXTREME OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. EXTREME OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down. EXTREME OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’ EXTREME OF [...]
Here is something interesting… Our FRIEND(Hero) WAS chatting with a female – Online chat. Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s Hero : Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today? Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat Hero : wow…am [...]
1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that’s about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR! ********** 2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won’t even bother to pick it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he would’ve already earned it back. ********** 3. The US national debt is about [...]
With Slumdog Millionaire proving to be ‘SlumGOD Millionaire’ for one and all associated with it, the ever-so-versatile cartoonist Morparia has come up with yet another winner of a cartoon. This time, the subject is the infamous Satyam scandal, which seems to be the hot favourite amongst all the critics and likes, the last one being [...]
* C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles. * C++ is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong. * Java is a family station wagon. It’s easy [...]
