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		<title>I am hurt all over!!</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/07/11/i-am-hurt-all-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young woman said to her doctor, &#8216;You have to help me, I hurt all over!&#8217; &#8216;What do you mean?&#8217; said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,&#8217;Ow, that hurts.&#8217; Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, &#8216;Ouch! That hurts, too.&#8217; Then she touched her right [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swimming Blonde</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/06/12/swimming-blonde/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are three women stranded on an island. One is brunette, one&#8217;s a redhead, and the other one is a blonde. There is land in sight. &#8220;I have an idea!&#8221; the redhead says. &#8220;We can swim there!&#8221; So the redhead jumps into the water, swims 1/4 of the way, and drowns. The brunette says, &#8220;I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Blonde and the Heart Attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:53:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. ‘What’s up?’ she asks. ‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You have got a mail</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/06/15/you-have-got-a-mail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Identify The Blonde In The Pic!</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/04/16/identify-the-blonde-in-the-pic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 06:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[. Which one of these is a Blonde?? Did you get it?? Scroll Down!! . . . . . Its the one with the wrong leg up . Related PostsIdentify the Twins (3)Can you count? (10)Identify the person in the pic! (43)Who Would Get The Banana? (0)Not the day for Convertible &#8211; Pic (0)Spelling Bee [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blonde&#8217;s Year in Review</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2009/01/07/blondes-year-in-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[January &#8211; Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. *********** February &#8211; Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels&#8230;.. Helllloooo!!!&#8230;..bottles won&#8217;t fit in typewriter!!! *********** March &#8211; Got really excited&#8230;..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months&#8230;.box said &#8220;2-4 years!&#8221; *********** April &#8211; Trapped on escalator for hours&#8230;.. power went out!!! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Largest retailer &#8211; Blonde &amp; Sardar Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2008/10/28/largest-retailer-blonde-sardar-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 07:45:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART! Why WALMART??? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!! &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Sardar ji says I love u to his girl friend and [...]]]></description>
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