A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
‘What’s up?’ she asks.
‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialing, her [...]
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened [...]
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Which one of these is a Blonde??
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Its the one with the wrong leg up
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January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
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February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..
Helllloooo!!!…..bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!
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March – Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….box said “2-4 years!”
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April – Trapped on escalator for hours….. power went out!!!
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May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions…. 8 [...]
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART!
Why WALMART???
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!
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Sardar ji says I love u to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the [...]
