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An Businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going out of country on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, [...]

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage,”Hello Doctor!! Please come over here [...]

Things you don’t want to see under the hood of your car . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me. I was coming home from shopping, and when I turned [...]

I wonder how many people know about this? A 36-year old female had an accident several weeks ago and totalled her car. A resident of Wollongong, NSW, she was travelling between Wollongong & Sydney. It was raining, though not excessively, when her car suddenly began to hydroplane and literally flew through the air. She was [...]

* C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles. * C++ is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong. * Java is a family station wagon. It’s easy [...]