A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either a teacher’s brain which would cost him $10,000 or a politician’s which would cost $100,000. “Does that mean that the politician’s brain is much better than the teachers’s?” asked the clearly [...]
On the last day of kindergarden,all the children Bought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son Handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet I know what it is-its some flower!” “That’s right !”shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher A gift [...]
1. The nice men are ugly. 2. The handsome men are not nice. 3. The handsome and nice men are gay. 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are [...]
A man in his 40′s bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red [...]
Three armed robbers eating at a Chinese Buffet came across three bins of fortune cookies labeled Cookie#1, Cookie#2, & Cookie#3 The sign said that 2 of the three cookies would be a ‘good’ fortune & 1 of the cookie’s fortune would be twice as good as the others. Each guy picked a different cookie. The [...]
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt all over!’ ‘What do you mean?’ said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,’Ow, that hurts.’ Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, ‘Ouch! That hurts, too.’ Then she touched her right [...]
A redneck family are visiting a big city for the first time. The father and son are in the hotel lobby when the spot an elevator. “What’s that Paw?” The boy asked. “I ain’t never did see nothin’ like that in my life” Replied the father. Seconds later an old frail woman walks in the [...]
