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		<title>Buying a new BMW at 40</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/07/24/buying-a-new-bmw-at-40/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in his 40&#8242;s bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fortune Cookie</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/07/23/fortune-cookie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three armed robbers eating at a Chinese Buffet came across three bins of fortune cookies labeled Cookie#1, Cookie#2, &#038; Cookie#3 The sign said that 2 of the three cookies would be a &#8216;good&#8217; fortune &#038; 1 of the cookie&#8217;s fortune would be twice as good as the others. Each guy picked a different cookie. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Internet in China &#8211; Pic</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/07/13/internet-in-china-pic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 16:47:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
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		<title>I am hurt all over!!</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/07/11/i-am-hurt-all-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young woman said to her doctor, &#8216;You have to help me, I hurt all over!&#8217; &#8216;What do you mean?&#8217; said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,&#8217;Ow, that hurts.&#8217; Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, &#8216;Ouch! That hurts, too.&#8217; Then she touched her right [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Can An Elevator Do?</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/07/08/what-can-an-elevator-do/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 00:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A redneck family are visiting a big city for the first time. The father and son are in the hotel lobby when the spot an elevator. &#8220;What&#8217;s that Paw?&#8221; The boy asked. &#8220;I ain&#8217;t never did see nothin&#8217; like that in my life&#8221; Replied the father. Seconds later an old frail woman walks in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nurse Jenny</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/07/05/nurse-jenny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 21:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two Doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. &#8220;She&#8217;s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.&#8221; said one doctor. &#8220;Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!&#8221; The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swimming Blonde</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/06/12/swimming-blonde/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are three women stranded on an island. One is brunette, one&#8217;s a redhead, and the other one is a blonde. There is land in sight. &#8220;I have an idea!&#8221; the redhead says. &#8220;We can swim there!&#8221; So the redhead jumps into the water, swims 1/4 of the way, and drowns. The brunette says, &#8220;I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Temper Control</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/05/12/temper-control/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/05/12/temper-control/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 14:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Where Should I Eat?</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/05/09/where-should-i-eat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 16:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=2597</guid>
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		<title>Do You Like A Hot Chili?</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/05/07/do-you-like-a-hot-chili/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/05/07/do-you-like-a-hot-chili/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 14:08:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, &#8220;The guy next to you got the last bowl.&#8221; He looks over and sees that the guy&#8217;s finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, &#8220;Are you going to eat that?&#8221; The other guy says, [...]]]></description>
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