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		<title>Who Would Get The Banana?</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2011/06/06/who-would-get-the-banana/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 14:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion a Chimpanzee a Giraffe and a Squirrel. If they compete, who do you think would get the Banana first? So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Word Scramble</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2011/03/28/word-scramble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters: SPARKLING DRIVE PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN MONICA LEWINSKY When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN DORMITORY When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM ASTRONOMER When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Birthdays</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/12/24/birthdays/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 15:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=2708</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn&#8217;t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday, And would probably have a present for me. She didn&#8217;t even say Good Morning, Let alone any Happy Birthday. I thought, Well, that&#8217;s wives for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Contradictory Proverbs</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/12/04/contradictory-proverbs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 14:55:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=2706</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction. Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb! There always exists two sides of the same coin. You be the judge.. All good things come to those who wait. BUT Time and tide wait for no man. The pen is mightier than the sword. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Punctuation is powerful!</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/12/02/punctuation-is-powerful/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 14:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=2702</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An English professor wrote the words : &#8220;A woman without her man is nothing&#8221; on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote : &#8220;A woman, without her man, is nothing.&#8221; All the females in the class wrote : &#8220;A woman: without her, man is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shopping Cart &#8211; Pic</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/10/18/shopping-cart-pic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 15:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Innovative use of shopping cart, stores wouldn&#8217;t like it Related PostsWould You Like Fries With That? (0)Fortune Cookie (0)Where Should I Eat? (2)Do You Like A Hot Chili? (0)Word Art &#8211; Find the Famous Personalities ! (0)Painting in Rice Fields &#8211; Creativity at its Best (0)Pizza-making machine has chefs in a spin (0)Looking for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Donkey Equation</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/10/08/donkey-equation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 17:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn&#8217;t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ Equation 2 Man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three Irish Brothers</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/10/06/three-irish-brothers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 15:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, &#8220;You know, a pint goes flat after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brain Transplant</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/10/04/brain-transplant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2010 14:37:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Doctor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hospital]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=2680</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either a teacher&#8217;s brain which would cost him $10,000 or a politician&#8217;s which would cost $100,000. &#8220;Does that mean that the politician&#8217;s brain is much better than the teachers&#8217;s?&#8221; asked the clearly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Last day of kindergarten</title>
		<link>http://www.fwdemails.com/2010/10/01/last-day-of-kindergarten/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 14:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mysqld</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fwdemails.com/?p=2676</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[On the last day of kindergarden,all the children Bought presents for their teacher. The florist&#8217;s son Handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, &#8220;I bet I know what it is-its some flower!&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s right !&#8221;shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner&#8217;s daughter handed the teacher A gift [...]]]></description>
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