Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America …..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ……do banks leave vault doors open and [...]
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. [...]
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says 6 Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing ‘That’s horrible!’
Confused, he says, ‘Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and,there is that risk involved.’
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, ‘How [...]
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each”
So [...]
“Luigi,” the father says to his son, ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice.’
Son says: ‘I will choose my own bride!’
Luigi says: ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.’
Son answers: ‘Well, in that case, ok’
Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates and says, ‘I have a husband for your daughter.’
Bill Gates answers, ‘But my [...]
See if you can figure out what these words have in common……….
1 Banana
2 Dresser
3 Grammar
4 Potato
5 Revive
6 Uneven
7 Assess
Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give it
another try. Look at each word carefully. (You’ll kick
yourself when you discover the answer..)
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Answer: No, it is not that they all have at least 2 [...]
Here are a few tongue twisters for you.Try to read them aloud as fast as you can
1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you [...]
