There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion a Chimpanzee a Giraffe and a Squirrel. If they compete, who do you think would get the Banana first? So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will [...]
DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters: SPARKLING DRIVE PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN MONICA LEWINSKY When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN DORMITORY When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM ASTRONOMER When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE [...]
Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday, And would probably have a present for me. She didn’t even say Good Morning, Let alone any Happy Birthday. I thought, Well, that’s wives for [...]
Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction. Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb! There always exists two sides of the same coin. You be the judge.. All good things come to those who wait. BUT Time and tide wait for no man. The pen is mightier than the sword. [...]
An English professor wrote the words : “A woman without her man is nothing” on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote : “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” All the females in the class wrote : “A woman: without her, man is [...]
Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ Equation 2 Man [...]
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after [...]
