A heavenly post like we had earlier A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses the man wearing somewhat sloppy clothes, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or [...]
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy If, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Men = eat + sleep + earn [...]
Here is something interesting… Our FRIEND(Hero) WAS chatting with a female – Online chat. Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s Hero : Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today? Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat Hero : wow…am [...]
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You [...]
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry. 2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy & finally died a peaceful [...]
This is what happened when a Company put up the following memo: OFFICE MEMO: May all members of staff please note that there will only be one drink per person at this year’s Christmas Party. And please bring your own cup! Regards, Management
An Businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going out of country on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, [...]
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage,”Hello Doctor!! Please come over here [...]
