A man called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper” the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. “Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your [...]
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy [...]
1) What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called? IngumDax 2) Where did the Malayali study? In the ko-liage. 3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today? He is very bissi. 4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff. 5) Why [...]
1st Law A Desi will continue to stay in the United States of America due to the inertia of the Green Card until and unless an external force called Deportation is applied. 2nd Law The force of deportation id defined by F = ma; Where m = Amount Of Money Desi earned/saved in USA. a [...]
A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. “House,” in French, is feminine–”la maison.” “Pencil,” in French, is masculine–”le crayon.” One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?” The teacher did not know, and the word wasn’t in her French [...]
A couple went to the sex therapists office at Appollo Hospital . The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have [...]
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it. —— Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. —— Sardar joined new job. 1st day he [...]
