I stopped at Mc Donald’s and ordered some fries. The girl behind the counter said “would you like some fries with that?” Another one One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted…. ‘Look at that dead bird!’ Someone looked up at the sky and said…’where? ‘
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is [...]
SMART ANSWER #5 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. “What are my choices?” John asked. “Yes or no,” she replied. SMART ANSWER #4 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she [...]
Year : 1975 Situation : Last day of school Arjun Singh and Pargat Singh are very close friends. The whole school talked about their friendship. They had been friends right from their kindergarten days. They have studied together, roamed around together, sat together in school, ate together. They both wanted to become Police officials and [...]
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her [...]
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. ‘What’s up?’ she asks. ‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just [...]
Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time….. Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and inquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss” They’re asking for $10 Million ransom, otherwise they’re going to douse him with petrol [...]
