Here are a few tongue twisters for you.Try to read them aloud as fast as you can 1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand! 2. I wish to wish the wish you [...]
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… Sorry…. ********** Tech support: What [...]
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her. Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful? God: So you will always [...]
Running stop light = $100.00 DUI = $5000.00 Not wearing a seat belt = $50.00 Putting you & your girlfriend’s photo on your fake driver’s license = PRICELESS
1. Follow these steps and see if you can figure this out. 1) Get a brown, cardboard box. 2) Get purple, orange, and turquoise paints. 3) Paint the box orange. 4) Paint on purple spots. 5) Paint on turquoise stripes. 7) Turn it upside down. Lie on your side. What is missing from this sequence? [...]
I am a Father A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father.” The little boy replied, “My Daddy doesn’t [...]
