I stopped at Mc Donald’s and ordered some fries. The girl behind the counter said “would you like some fries with that?” Another one One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted…. ‘Look at that dead bird!’ Someone looked up at the sky and said…’where? ‘
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it…’ For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that [...]
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is [...]
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