Archive for December, 2010

Birthdays

December 24th

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday, And would probably have a present for me. She didn’t even say Good Morning, Let alone any Happy Birthday. I thought, Well, that’s wives for [...]

Contradictory Proverbs

December 4th

Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction. Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb! There always exists two sides of the same coin. You be the judge.. All good things come to those who wait. BUT Time and tide wait for no man. The pen is mightier than the sword. [...]

Punctuation is powerful!

December 2nd

An English professor wrote the words : “A woman without her man is nothing” on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote : “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” All the females in the class wrote : “A woman: without her, man is [...]

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