Innovative use of shopping cart, stores wouldn’t like it
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Archive for October, 2010
Donkey Equation
Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ Equation 2 Man [...]
Three Irish Brothers
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after [...]
Brain Transplant
A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either a teacher’s brain which would cost him $10,000 or a politician’s which would cost $100,000. “Does that mean that the politician’s brain is much better than the teachers’s?” asked the clearly [...]
Last day of kindergarten
On the last day of kindergarden,all the children Bought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son Handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet I know what it is-its some flower!” “That’s right !”shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher A gift [...]
