Archive for May, 2009

Miniatur Wunderland

May 19th

Part of the Miniatur Wunderland is pictured here A pair of twin brothers, Gerrit Braun and Frederik Braun, have spent nine years painstakingly putting together the world’s biggest train set in Hamburg, Germany – it spans an astonishing 1,150sqm and has almost six miles of track. The mammoth set features detailed models of some of [...]

Why Wives Love Frying Pans

May 19th

A man is quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” he exclaims. “That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Jenny written on it”, she replies. “Two weeks ago when I [...]

Jay Leno On Stocks & Finance :-)

May 17th

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market – Jay Leno 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street – Jay Leno 3. The difference between a pigeon and a London [...]

Beware of Free Peanuts

May 17th

 young man is in a tour bus with many seniors when he is tapped on his shoulder by an old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 10 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this [...]

Dare to Park here ?

May 15th

Won’t be a good idea to park here for too long

How about a Red Corvette for a Entry Level Job

May 15th

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked a young applicant fresh out of Business School, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The applicant said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of [...]

Family Picture

May 14th

Family Pic . . . . . . . . . . . .

If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer!

May 13th

If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend”. Hit “any key” to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To [...]

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