Top 20 Never Answered Questions!

Friday July 25thcool Category


1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

2. Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?

3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

4. Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

6. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

9. Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lips”?

10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

15 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

17. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”

18. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

19. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when we complained about the heat in Summer?

20. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?


6 Responses to “Top 20 Never Answered Questions!”

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    Top 20 Never Answered Questions! Says:

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    Rachel Says:

    5 – it’s inhumane to use a dirty needle on someone hypocratic oath maybe…

    8- they don’t want to die before they are ready, hence the helmet, in case they need to eject or hit a bit of turbulence. dying before they reach their target would be looked at as a failure- they are trying to be heroes, not idiots. of course they are idiots anyway but whatever :)

    9 – you meant lisp right? and it’s so saying the word gives an example of what it means

    16 – bugs are very flexible and can make themselves very tiny to get into tiny little cracks. maybe they can’t get back out, they go there to die, they get electrocuted- who really knows. bugs are dumb :) kidding, i’m sure bugs are very very smart

    i also know that these questions weren’t really posted so someone could answer them. i just had some thoughts i thought i’d share

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    kpolvinale Says:

    what about things like..

    whos in the kitchen with dina?
    why do they call it cheese?
    who let the dogs out?
    ..just a thought haha

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    Bethany Says:

    10- humans never evolved from apes, both apes and humans evolved from the same ancestor.
    People seem to think that we evolved from apes, but it has just been misunderstood.

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    Rav-Rafal-Kramek Says:

    There is also a question that no one knows the answer and I mean not this type of typical questions not if there is an other life I mean why is all this created and who made this who made heaven or hell if there is even one and if there is hell or heaven and if there is creator will there be creator of the one who created hell of heaven who created death who created all this.
    and just a opinion of me Space its like a big box because why is dark ? there where is dark its the end and why we can’t see the end ? Because there is not much light in space. also there is another thing How long does bacteria can live and how long can human live. I have much more to say but I cannot know the meaning of explaining because that’s the question in all our heads that never be converted into a question and there wont be answer.

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    nancy Says:

    they wear a helemet so they have a chance not to die and bubules are always clear cause mostly inside the buuble is air and a little envlope on the ouside which captures a rainbow color from water. we press harder cause we think its going to work or mabey cause we are lazy to go get another one. because humans are alwyas wanting something normal or sometimes u will just want hot air or cold air its just how you want it to be like if its cold u say ” oh summer was better cause it was hot” because u are feeling cold so u want something hot but when its hot u say” omg!! its so hot i wish it was soo cold!!” cause u are hot.we say thtas alright just to be more respectful becuasue the person might have done it on an accident and of course u have knocked someone or pushed them on an accident right?? that alwasy happen when its kinda crowded. we beleive them when they say there is a billion starts because starts are alot and we cant check them because we know tht they are like more than that or less nut if it comes to wet paint we chenck because u are just wanting to make sure cause its easy to do that but humans are lazy to do harder things ( NOT BIENG MEAN BUT SOME ARE NOT LAZY JUST SAYING CAUSE SOME ARE LAZY!!)

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