Difference between men and women 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ******* 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. ******* 3. A man will [...]
” Laughter is an instant vacation” –Merlin Berke *************** Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday *************** Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? *************** Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give you a [...]
On walking into the company, the CEO noticed a young guy leaning Against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, “How much do you earn?” The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, “I earn $2 000.00 [...]
Filtrim is a patented, breakthrough metal instrument that puts virtually invisible micro-perforations in the filter or end of a cigarette. It can help immediately reduce the most dangerous poisons of your favorite brand of cigarettes – without abruptly changing its taste or satisfaction – and gradually reduces the nicotine in your cigarette through a four [...]
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her “no.” The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, “Now Ellen, we just have half [...]
Hamari Hindi filmon ki tarah hamare Projects mein aakhir tak sab kuch theek ho jaata hai …. Ending is alwaz Happy …. Aur agar aisa na ho to samjho Project abhi baaki hai mere DOST ……..”
