1) What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called?
IngumDax
2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON – Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
8 ) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto
11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
12) Who is Bruce Lee’s best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.
14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
” Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where “
17) Why aren’t Malus included in hockey and football teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.
18) Now pass it on to 5 Malus to get a free sample of kokanet oil.
19) Pass it on 10 Malus to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.
20) Pass it on to 15 Malus to get a pair of Lungees
May 7th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
fucking jokes…………………………..
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September 1st, 2008 at 1:59 pm
wow..wow….wow…..Splendid…ultimate jokes..fuck d whole mallus…lol..
November 11th, 2009 at 8:03 am
Mallus are fuckin stupid. I hate them. Totally enjoyed these jokes. If possible I would cut all their tongue. Imbeciles!!
July 2nd, 2010 at 2:37 am
very effective and finely said all the points. Let them know their beautiful status. Apart from my view, they were not male and female. they will act as a 9. I appreciate.! & Hats off!
Regards, The mallu supporter.