How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the Computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it all right.
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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our Engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi Petrol se start hoti hai.
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Boss : Where were you born ?
Sardar : Punjab
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .
