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There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion
a Chimpanzee
a Giraffe
and a Squirrel.

If they compete, who do you think would get the Banana first?

So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is:

Giraffe = you’re unrealistic.

Lion = you’re not honest.

Chimpanzee = you’re a complete moron.

Squirrel = you’re hopeless.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN’T HAVE BANANAS.

I stopped at Mc Donald’s and ordered some fries.

The girl behind the counter said “would you like some fries with that?”

Another one

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted…. ‘Look at that dead bird!’

Someone looked up at the sky and said…’where? ‘

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it…’

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal. So he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale $50.’

The next day someone stole it!

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW

When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER